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One of our first views of the Oz desert
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One of the first things we see in the OZ desert and reason enough not to stop in Coober Pedy

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Opal mines of Coober Pedy
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Boy racer OZ style

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Slipon is ordered out of the basketball court after offering to play for 'the skins'
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Jackson Pollock No.69

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The Red Centre is so called because of the colour of the natural ground which has nothing to do with periods
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Troy's attempt to hide fails

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No need to worry about running over a rabbit in oz but keep any eye out for wild camels though
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Spot where Luke Skywalker was taken out by Tuskan Raiders. THank fuck for kenobi's bear costume

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The only shower for miles. Something which didn't concern Slipon
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Arfon @ The Rock

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Uluru / Ayres Rock
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Uluru / Ayres Rock...and again

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Uluru / Ayres Rock...and again
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Uluru / Ayres Rock...and again

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The path to the top. Bloody pointless as you cant see shit and climbing the rock really annoys the locals and if you have seen the
vid in the cultural centre you wouldnt want to do that!
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Uluru close up #1

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Uluru close up #2
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Uluru close up #3

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Uluru close up #4 - tributes to those who have died. Non were called by the aboriginees!
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'Aboriginee art' yes, and i'm Rolf Harris'
left gonard

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Uluru close up #4
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Uluru close up #5

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Uluru close up #6
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Us with beer bought at David Campese's coffee shop at the Rock

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These people only came to grab a coffee at David Campese's shop
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The heat gets to strapon

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The wind gets to us all
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Uluru close up #6

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A Thorny Devil which refused to urinate despite me waiting ages for the shot
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Kata Tjuta (The Olgres) - One of my favourite places in the world

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Inside Kata Tjuta (The Olgres) - try as we might, we could not find any Tusken Raiders
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Inside Kata Tjuta (The Olgres) - try as we might, we could not lose Slipon

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Inside Kata Tjuta (The Olgres)
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Inside Kata Tjuta (The Olgres) - Airmac and Indiana Jones practice their lines

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The camels shit it when they saw us but Grizzly Adams had nothing but admiration for Slipons face locks
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Every Saturday at Alice Springs you can
get all your hair shaved off in the Town Centre for fun

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Further proof that Teabag has an immense influence down under
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Aborignees with the right idea - on the piss under a tree.

Alice Springs
The headline says it all!

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Alice Springs Beach Party - Beach Wimp competition which was won by the obviously disable guy with the bins affectionally called 'Strangely' by the man with the mike.
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Alice Springs Beach Party - The Never Ending Thong featuring Osama Bin Laden on
bass guitar.

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Alice Springs Beach Party - I did not take this pic SS
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..or this

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Slipon took a shine to the one in the middle but was unable to get nearer enough to her to try out the infamous lines
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This guy took a shine to Slipons resurfacing face rug

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2 moustached German types
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Uluru from Business Class

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