Melbourne Our first view of Melbourne had us half expecting to be overtaken by a Scalelectrix car	Melbourne Air Graffiti. Will this catch on in West Wales?

Melbourne The two tighest individuals in the Southern Hemisphere meet	Melbourne The fabric used on the chair gets the seal of approval

Melbourne "Yes we are twins"	Melbourne Stephen Hawkins esq dancing hits Melbourne

Melbourne Nice garage and greenhouse	Melbourne - St KIlda General Bob Slipon Zod manages to somehow evade airport security

Melbourne NIce Dyfatty style erection	Melbourne The Grey Pink Panther

Melbourne The hexagon place is where the Oz Blockbusters is filmed	Melbourne Yet another of Teabag's comrades

Melbourne Horses are popular in Melbourne and don't end up in curries like they do in Wales	Melbourne Directions to a Welsh Church (whatever the fuck that is!)

Melbourne Slipon in full ambassador garments	Melbourne Van Der Bellamy our room mate of 1 night and speckled beard salesman

Melbourne A prison cell - this was like heaven compared to the Victoria Hotel	Melbourne Me, Slipon and some fake bloke with his fake pals who has a nice fake beard in a gaol

Melbourne Motionless, graffitied horses - the way all horses should be	Melbourne Stopping traffic by sporting traditional Swansea shirts

Melbourne Victoria Market - life changing	Melbourne Slipon sees how he looks with a purple rinse with hair

Melbourne When the trams stop Melbourners resort to this form of transport	Melbourne Us with Eastern Block types we met in the best bar in Melbourne

Melbourne Slipon tries to impress the other clientel...	Melbourne ...and is rightfully left on his own...

Melbourne ...and again	Melbourne Troy all dressed and hatted up for the Melbourne Cup with other punters

Melbourne Slipon tries to make an impression on the hat appreciators at the Melbourne Cup	Melbourne NIce outfit #1

Melbourne Elvis and 'the guy with the blue toilet cover on his head'	Melbourne A stroppy blonde and the peacock woman with the biggest breasts we have ever seen and Slipon has seen over 65,432 porn films!

Melbourne Our costumes were good but the guy with the yellow bin liner pissed all over us	Melbourne The girl who took our photo's to "put on her bedroom wall" she must have started on the champagne hours before us

Melbourne THe only picture you are likely to see of Elvis having a piss	Melbourne Nice outfit #2

Melbourne The end of the Melbourne Cup and the last horse i want to see ever	Melbourne Champagne beggining to affect us...

Melbourne Slipon swaps the blue toilet seat cover on the head look for the empty champagne box on the head look	Melbourne Slipons nards get some attention for the first time since he bathed with Action Man

Melbourne A whole host of people we dont know the names off	Melbourne Blue toilet seat cover man is looked at in utter disbelief by the army bloke in the urine coloured shirt

Melbourne Me & Zoe fucked	Melbourne Slipon totally fucked

Melbourne Criminal fucked	Melbourne A wedding, a shit load of Japanese camera abusers and Captain Cooks cottage.

Melbourne Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing & Captain Cook in the background	Melbourne Flinders Street Station - Apparently a tourist spot for some reason

Melbourne "Yes, you may lick my right ear for a nominal fee"	Melbourne Melbourne anorexic competition

Swansea - Wollongong	Canberra	Melbourne

Great Ocean Rd - Adelaide	The Red Centre	The East Coast

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