The Great Ocean Road
The beggining of the world famous Great Ocean Road
The Great Ocean Road
You can see why it's world famous - it is so smooth and the markings so definate

The Great Ocean Road
Yet more beaches - the convicts must have been gutted being sent here
The Great Ocean Road
Troy sizing up his eel

The Great Ocean Road
"Please bird, shit on his back"
The Great Ocean Road
"I wont spend much money in here"

The Great Ocean Road
Nice bush
The Great Ocean Road
The first and only Koala seen in the wild since my last walk up Kilvey HIll

The Great Ocean Road
Ears? What ears?
The Great Ocean Road
"Fuck I've dropped a dollar"

The Great Ocean Road
The Twelve Apostles as seen from Airwolf
The Great Ocean Road
The Twelve Apostles and 3 sinners as seen from the ground

The Great Ocean Road
Slipon Zod in Russian mode...

The Great Ocean Road
....still shit though


The Great Ocean Road
We should have crashed in the 70's glamour living room...
The Great Ocean Road
...instead of the biggest hive South of Mos Eisley, The Victoria Hotel which looked as if it hadn't been renovated since Victorian times

The Great Ocean Road
A mess of a hotel - avoid like the plague
The Great Ocean Road
A mess of a man - avoid like the plague

The Great Ocean Road
Some lake I cannot remember the name of
The Great Ocean Road
'acobs Creek Wine - The secret of the unique flavour revealed

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If the Aboriginees can leave their mark..
Adelaide
...so can Arfon

Adelaide
"Thats us out of here then"
Adelaide
Slipon tucking into skewered koala with peanut butter

The Borrossa Valley Wine Tasting Tour
The biggest, shit-less Rocking horse
in the world
The Borrossa Valley Wine Tasting Tour
A kangaroo lieing in it's own shit

The Borrossa Valley Wine Tasting Tour
Where is the one for Swansea?
The Borrossa Valley Wine Tasting Tour
The only time we saw a kangaroo within 5 hrs of one of these signs

The Borrossa Valley Wine Tasting Tour
Whispering wall - good place to abuse people from distance without raising your voice
The Borrossa Valley Wine Tasting Tour
The whole tour party

The Borrossa Valley Wine Tasting Tour
The best beard in the world ever
The Borrossa Valley Wine Tasting Tour
The most pointless sign ever as the whole party was destroyed by the 2nd winery

The Borrossa Valley Wine Tasting Tour
Despite the wine being free Rolf still is the last to the bar
The Borrossa Valley Wine Tasting Tour
The effects of free wine #1

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The effects of free wine #2
The Borrossa Valley Wine Tasting Tour
General Bob Slipon Zod manages to somehow evade airport security

The Borrossa Valley Wine Tasting Tour
Mooneing traffic - The effects of free wine #3
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Sunning traffic - The effects of free wine #4

The Borrossa Valley Wine Tasting Tour
A human being from Penclawdd who Slipon miraculously knew!?
The Borrossa Valley Wine Tasting Tour
Troy gets it right by pulling member sof the opposite sex (albeit dwarfs)

The Borrossa Valley Wine Tasting Tour
Slipon in a typical nightly pose
The Borrossa Valley Wine Tasting Tour
The public piss tour continues in Adelaide

The Borrossa Valley Wine Tasting Tour
Slipon at the end of the night
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Slipons disguise the day after the wine tour

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Another pic of me with a stuffed animal
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I love stuffed animals of all sizes and shapes, they are the life!

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