30
July 2001
A day spent on the bay which provides Swansea
with it's comparisons to Naples produces some interesting results:
We
arrived at our chosen spot to find a neatly folded suit and shirt
and tie. We thought at first that we had discovered Teabag's wardrobe
but then this old gentleman came shivering towards us in his red
Speedos and began to read an old copy of the EP. Behind him you
can see a good cross section of Swansea citizens including 2 smartish
ladies, a woman with a walking stick and the sand castle champion
of Brecon East. Unfortunately the townie girl who waded up to
her waist in the sea whilst still sporting her adidas trackie
bottoms 'meesh' is out of shot.
Despite
there being a pier nearby these individuals chose to attempt to
catch this weeks Sunday lunch by fishing in the townie in tracksuit
bottoms/floating dog turd infested water of the open bay.