The
Gallery
We reckon Morph and Tony Hart have the right idea so
in tribute to them we have decided to produce our very own gallery.
This page will (if any of you fuckers send me anything) display
a cross section of photographs, drawings, poems, songs and other
Swansea related media.
Please email
all contributions to me here. The best monthly contribution will
win a free day's pigeon culling with Morph down by St Mary's church.
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The
Docks & City Centre
A view of the once flourishing docks now home to one solitary
ship which by constantly failing safety checks is doing its best
to get out of here. In this picture you can also see the effects
of the blitz i.e shit buildings..
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Marriot,
Vetch Field & County Hall
Here we see a range of interesting buildings from the award winning
Marriot hotel on the left to the white County Hall (the best thing
the council have built) to the Vetch....an architects and football
fans nightmare!
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Maytree
Here by very popular demand.
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French
Maids, Wind Street
Swansea is a very popular drinking destination for the French
Maids of
La Rochelle East.
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Bruce's
Band, Ellingtons
Ellingtons is one of the very few live music venues in Swansea
and Bruce's band are one of the few bands worth listening to that
play there. Most of the other bands that play there would think
nothing of eating your slugs.
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Swan
Chase, Marina
The Swan on the left was far from impressed with the other swans
efforts to grip his bird so constantly chased him around the Marina
until he bugered off.
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The
Big Apple, Mumbles
Ever wondered why New York, USA is sometimes known as 'The Big
Apple'? Well wonder no more. George Washington once saw the shop/attraction
above during a camping holiday in Gower and copied the name.
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Graffiti,
River Tawe
An unsuccessful days fishing on the
River Tawe left Ghengis Khan with no option but to let his feelings
be known
to the world.This phrase can often be
heard throughout the world and now you know its origins.
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Oxfam,
City Centre
Swansea's most popular shop and where Catherine Zeta Jones buys
all her stuff.
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Swansea
Prison, Oystermouth Road
Home to some of Swansea's most intelligent people and a place
feared by all criminals due to it's location...near the Vetch!
So if spending your days sewing fishing nets and waring stripes
isn't bad enough you also get to watch the Swans.
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Gibbon
Sign, S.I.H.E 1997
Especially for the cayote gonad tickler from USA. A superb sign
and some superb graffitti. 'Craigs so prick' -
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KIngsway
Tunnels
One of Teabag's haunts and ex home to that white haired busker
who used to commute everyday from Carmarthen...wonder where he
is now? Prob in 5 star or something!
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Christmas
2001 in Wollongong
Not realising that myself and Slipon have long since left the
country, God continues setting the bush on fire in places where
we could be in the hope of destroying us.
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Christmas
2001 in Swansea
Whilst Wollongong burns, Swansea freezes and gives its residents
an authentic white Christmas - well boxing day.
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