Item 1
Stone Island Sam Hammam Shagging Robe
If you ever get bored with your dog and fancy some interaction with some fellow humans then you need some style! And the man with the most style in the Eastern Bloc is, as everyone knows, our very own Arab shagmagnet Sam Hammam!

Now YOU can be like sam and have hordes of 16 year old valley women with 3 kids and valley men with drug problems chasing after you every Saturday night and for only:

....36 Indian Rupees

Item 2
The CCFC Anti-Baldness Hat
Next time you are on the Grange take a look around you and you will see many bald eagles - DONT JOIN THEM! "But I love doing the ayatollah" I hear you say, well now you CAN do the ayatollah but avoid going bald with our new range of fashionable hats!

Look good in the mines and on the terraces with our new range of 'CCFC Anti-Baldness' Hats a whistle at:

....6.78 Lebanese Pounds

Item 3
The Whitchurch Wolf Costume
Well this is the one you have all been waiting for!!!! Never again will your index finger be free of brown with this dog magnet 'Whitchuch Wolf' costume!

This costume really is the business as not only does it smell of Sam's favourite 'Chicken Kebab with cous-cous and HP Sauce' but it genuinely does attract K9's from miles around so much so that Cardiff Accident and Emergency Unit have campaigned to have this costume banned due to the sheer amount of broken fingers they have had to deal with since it's launch!

Now you can be finger happy for the rest of your days for only:

....98.75 Goats Testicles

Item 5
The Cardiff K-9 Bowl
Keep Shep happy with this superb dog bowl! Comes complete with glue which you can line on the top of the bowl so that if Shep gets 'accidentally' stuck whilst eating his food, you can have your own bit of pleasure too and he can't run off if he isn't in the mood...(shaver not supplied)

Keep Shep happy for only:

....6.1 litres of eyebrow dye