Den
Haag 2002 - Swans Pre-Season Tour
These
photos were taken at various places at various states of intoxication
in what was the most incident packed few days I think I can remember.More
details of the trip shall be published when they are remembered
but in the meantime have a gander at the pics below and/or email
me if you want any specific pics big as there are over 204 which
didn't make this page for various reasons.....
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Luton
has better pipes than Amsterdam
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While
our plane was taking off we were in the bar impressing the skinny
woman on the right with our flag
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General
Bob Slipon Zod manages to somehow get on a plane
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This
girl for some reason sat next to Slipon for nearly 1hour without
payment
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The
3 of us pissed but actually on the
correct plane
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Our
main form of transport throughout
the vacation
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Our
Spanish room 'mates' were given a present upon our arrival
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We
eventually made it to the bar where a lot of the jacks were. Well
2 of us did, 1 was propelled 200ft in the area in a bungee ball
with a Dutch woman upon arrival
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Upon
arrival in the bar we were greeted by Mark the Swansea Lobster
Man
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and
a load of other jacks in conventional Swansea vacation wear
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Shortly
after Gail bit Lee's ear...
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Slipon
turned into Ben Reid, the Incredible Thing and I turned into Steven
Hawkings, the Incredible Mong
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Ryall
is hown how to drink by an 11 year old under Arfon's eye
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Ear
biting triggered many different responses
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The
cause of the Dutch landlady's forthcoming world cruise
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Slipon
with strange 'Witch from the Wizard of Oz' legs
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Patricia's
bar: home to many Jack flag ..
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..and
berts final resting place...
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Aswell
as Ben Reid, the Incredible Thing, another Marvel character was
in the area
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The
twin ground of Halfway Park: scene of the Swan's defeat to a Belgium
outfit
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The
most exciting action seen on the park for Swans fans
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Lyn,
Lyn gave us a grin
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Typical
example of the sort of photo you find on the street in Holland...
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Typical
example of the sort of Welsh people you find in Holland
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Trev
in action
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Balancing
competiton proved tricky for some
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Can't
explain this one...
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...or
remember taking this one
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Slipon
adds Holland to Sweden, Denmark, Germany and France as places
where he has urinated in public
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Rose
gets inspected by the Jack Army...
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Before
being led away (much to everyone's delight)...
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and
swept off her feet by the Outlaw
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Ring
a Ring of Roses...
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...another
toilet full of crap
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To
prevent the Spanich from nicking his bed, Slipon installed some
security .
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Guess
who visited the Cafe and who didn't...
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...and
again....
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...and
again
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The
strange tall building near our hostel/Red Light District which
thankfully Slipon and Ryall did not visit until the day we left
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2
people attached to a side of a building and a bird in Amsterdam
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Various
dead birds and Lawrence Bailey in Amsterdam
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Despite
being a feared fighting force, the SAS have things to learn about
camoflauging their planes
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Slipon's
bag of porn and a fish cushion type
of thing
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Slipon's
patch
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An
english seaside town taken from the correct plane
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English
shit - commonly known as service station food
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Dutch
sperm on chips
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Especially
for Lee
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