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April 2003 - Rochdale v Swansea
This has to be one of the most important piss ups (and away wins) in the Swans history. My reason this time for not writing too much is that neon yellow substance that I projected on Sunday morning after this trip doesn't even bear thinking about. I just hope I can write about this trip again next season.....the Jacks are staying up!!!!

Hoggans have dished up a few suprises in the past but I never would have expected to see this in the toilet

The day soon improved despite Ruprecht Wolfback being under the table after only 23 minutes in the pub.

More people (and a few empty cd cases) in the pub

Whilst under the table Ruprecht somehow managed to pull Soul legend James Brown

When we arrived at Spotland we were suprised to see the General Bob Slipon Zod's apprentice there displaying the Clawdd'd trademark of slipons with white socks.

Undoubtedly the most inebriated individual north of Basra on Saturday

Apologies for this football picture..

Some of the 1000+ (in normal people's eyes, 700 in Rochdale Wonder's eyes) Jacks applauding the efforts of the lone pitch raider and the players at the end of the game

The celebrations involved after Shane managed to stand up for over 3 minutes

By this stage I had certainly had enough of this....

...but not this

We arrive in Stoke for a drink because Mossside, Baghdad and Sierra Leon looked a bit quiet

Ashleigh displays his catch (he must have used some hideous concoction of fish pieces to attract this beast I feel)

The klan come out of retirement to get rid of some undesirables - namely Ashleigh's 'bird'

Johnny displaying some items liberated - under new laws - from the smell and obscene environment that was the petrol station

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