The
JA.net pre-season/piss-up tour/piss-up to Liverpool 2003 To
maintain the level of performance displayed last season on and
off the field and to prevent the team from getting rusty (and
sober), the committee decided to arrange a pre-season tour to
Liverpool to visit honourary Jacks Gary and Mickey and compete
for the Vetch-Kop challenge trophy. Some of the pics taken which
weren't nicked along with the buses' wheel trims can be seen below:
The
game took place on the Hoth System minutes before Vader stormed
the rebel base (Not really it's just a shit camera)
The
JA/net side won the trophy as a result of a spectacular goal by
Dutchy which I think he should remind us all about soon
Through
fear of theft, some of the team took to cementing their drinks
to the wall
I
suspect after 2 days of us, the flag was removed soon after our
departure in a bid to stop the nightmares
"Let
me just tell you about my goal......"
Well
whatever was in this cup did nothing to help Roachey distinguish
between women and transexuals
.Scholesey
the ref has a bash at the cup. It is not known whether he later
pulled a transexual thoguh his eyesight wasn't the best anyway
Cat
flaps seem the item of choice for the local thiefs
After
the 30th circit of the block on the way home, some people felt
maybe the inflatable sheep should have drove after all
Inchy
miraculous recovery from his injury is celebrated by some local
kids
Ian
looking in a good way at 7.13pm
Gary
Scouse expressing his thoughts on Mark's lovely shirt
Gareth
& Mark enter pulling mode.....
.......but
Dyfrig is first to score.....
...and
his 'bird' (on the left) celebrates his first snog of the year
with a fag...
...whilst
the boys express thier thoughs on his success.
a
fight outside the club which saw the girl on the left planted
on her ass with an awesome slap
One
of the more upperclass shell suit wearers we encountered
who
needs cream or any other nightclubs when you have free saxaphone
music on the street corners to dance to
Mark,
Roachey and Gareth try their luck with these statues whilst SS
collapes inebriated
Roachey's
date is beamed to earth
WWF
style dancing is introduced to Liverpool
WWF
style dancing is introduced to Liverpool
WWF
style dancing is introduced to Liverpool
These
2 girls were unimpressed with the dancing.....
but
Gareth was successful with this individual
Mark
continues the gay look by inserting a mop up his ass
We
arrive back at the hotel at 3am (after being fucking egged) to
discover Aaron demonstrating the effects of viagra
gone
4.03am and still the beer is consumed by the pros
proof
that the bus didn't break down again and that all this took place
in Liverpool
An
inquest is made into whether or not to leave Mark behind for wearing
that shirt and whether we should buy Roachey some glasses or not
The
this morning weather map has seen better days - either that or
there is a severe drought across the country
Sunday
afternoon and the alcohol intake shows no sign of letting up
Feeling
the heat (and booze) some of the boys decide to take a dip...
....in
the motorway service station
Meanwhile
back in Penclawdd, Slipon plays an acoustic version of Napalm
Death's 'I shagged your peacocks unsheathed'
