2. Current Location?*
North Sydney / anywhere where petite women can be found

3. Occupation?
Power tool user

4. Interests?
Sex

5. Hometown?
melbourne

6. How long have you followed the Swans?
ever since i saw there cheer leaders

7. What was the last game you saw?
her name was sharon and boy was she tiny

8. Best memory of following the Swans ever?
the day i followed a particularly small asian women home after one of the games. where i proceeded to enter her house and punished her fro a good 15 minutes

9. Worst memory of following the Swans ever?
getting arrested for the above

10. Favourite all time Swans player(s)?
cyril and his petite neck

11. Worst all time Swans player(s)?
cyril for his chunky a*@#

12. Things you miss about Swansea?
their punishing performances

13. Things you don't miss about Swansea?
when i get punished for supporting them

14. Suggestions for the website?
more naked chicks and more question about other member sexual preferences

15. Any other comments?
"never make a promise you cannot keep"