2. Current Location?*
Germany. Working weekdays in Düsseldorf, living in Thürnigen, East Germany.

3. Occupation?
Pre-Production Process Engineer

4. Interests?
Beer, Football and cross-country running

5. Hometown?
Baglan

6. How long have you followed the Swans?
Since 1980

7. What was the last game you saw?
Last season was the first season since 1980 I didn’t see a match. So last match was versus Hull May 2003, can’t remember a great deal about it to be honest

8. Best memory of following the Swans ever?
Autoglass Final, Rotherham, Early visits to Cardiff, Brizzle, West Brom away (3-2), Rotherham (play-offs), Wolves away (5-1), Post-match Spurs 1991, The Millwall trip, Wycombe. West Ham, Newcastle.

9. Worst memory of following the Swans ever?
Monaco and catching a dose there. Northampton play-offs and missing the bus home, the vermin we’ve had as owners….. Petty, Lewis, McClure, Hamer, Day etc etc etc

10. Favourite all time Swans player(s)?
Robbie James, Alan Curtis, John Cornforth, Roger Freestone, Alan Waddle, Jimmy Habziabdic, Russell Coughlin, Chris Coleman, Tommy Hutchison

11. Worst all time Swans player(s)?
Dudley Lewis, Aiden Newhouse, Colin West, Stewart Phillips, Peter Guthrie, Steve Jenkins

12. Things you miss about Swansea?
The lads, the buzz, spending 10 hours to sometimes watch uninterested Swans players lose over 90 minutes. But having a hell of a laugh.

13. Things you don't miss about Swansea?
Waking up (or sometimes not!) after the above, and realising you’ve spent £200 to watch them lose. And of course, the friendly police.

14. Suggestions for the website?
Fucked if I know Jam, that’s your job mush! But “what team do you support in your new country” or some shite like that.

15. Any other comments?
Any chance of a whip-round do I can come home?