The General Bob Slipon Zod - The Evening Post Appearance
This Page has been created as a permenant reminder to the day General Bob Slipon Zod thought he had made the front page of the world respected 'South Wales Evening Pos.t'

10.14 James Darren Brian Cuthbert Percy Marmalade Robinson sends out a mail to try to establish the vibe and see if the coast is clear. A reply from the general sounds that all is well in the land of zod and all fears can be allayed

10.23 An e-mail is received from one Shane Sinclair stating that Nick Griffin the leader of the BNP and also Brian Walters the politicial editor of the Evening Post had contacted him on his mobile about a derogatory email conversation which took place on the evening of 16th Sept. Questions were asked about certain listees and links to the BNP in preperation for a newspaper article. Sinclair had hung up on BW after 1 too many questions relating to peep shows and digital cameras were asked.

10.48 An e-mail composed by one Mr McWhalebelly entitled 'Despair' sped down the internet and reached its intended recipients who read that there were reports of Brian Walters composing an article on the recent attacks on muslims which was to include some text taken from the recent and now infamous e-mail conversation. Front page material indeed this news was assumed to be worthy of and this was not something that Bungle could go through a second time. Words of utter woe were expressed and a period of mourning was declared.

11.19 A second mail is received and feelers were put out that team leaders and superiors would have to be notified before the scandal was made public to the minions of zod strongholds of cockleland and surrounding areas such as whelk valley and Upper Llanyrllallalladdegwoniaethwch Fawr. Sinclair contemplated phoning Walters up to at least give our side of the story

11.53 The general fearing the worst and that fact that he was scuppered awaits further updates. A rumour of being stitched up by djs and nick rees creates further panic and the general deletes his email address in a paranoid bid to avert capture by spies lurking amidst the ntl fiends.

12.56 After almost an hour of ominous silence, the general craps himself and orders Mr Robinson to go and buy a paper and report back.

1.45 A report is given saying there is nothing in the paper and we could remove the butt plugs temporarily

2.25 Another mails is received stating that the mother of said Mr sinclair (gertrude hilda codpiece whaley) had called after purchasing the late edition in a distraught state and announced that there was a scandalous section in the local rag about race issues and the attacks on ethnics since the new york terrorist attack.

3.02 Further info reveals that a pic of the general in his grits is reported to adorn page 4 of the local comic. Links with the BNP are quoted and also General Bob Slipon Zod is rumoured to be a front for a racist organization. Life would never be the same again and no self respecting squirrel would look me in the eye again.

4.29 After much soul searching General Zod speaks to his TL and reveals the suspected horror that is awaiting him, he proceeds to venture out and purchase the paper. He screeches into ASDA car park and rushes into grab the post and with his hands shaking and searching through the pages it dawns on the General that some cunning plans had been afoot and there was nothing to be found on the issue.

4.39 On returning to noddy land he proclaims 'I'm gonna kill the bastards' aloud to one hysterical team leader. Cuthbert Marmalade Jennifer Robinson is called and a sheepish response is given by one dastardly culprit who knew the game was up and the joke had run it's course. A thoroughly successful campaign had been fought by Whalebelly and Wurzel who had hatched the plot whilst on the phone during the very moment that one Neville Tina Saunders had enquired as to the totallity of the reprobates subscribed to the list. Much merryment was had by all :o)

23rd Sept

10.19 The funerals of the former Shane Sinclair and James Darren Brian Cuthbert Marmalade Robinson take place together. Both were the victims of some unfortunate accidents which took place within 2 hours of each other. 1 was smothered to death when he slipped on a dead pidgeon and smacked his head on an overcooked onion bahji and the other died when some french bloke who looks like Jim Bowen was rumoured to have been informed of the wherabouts of some bloke who once took the piss out of him whilst bollocksed

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